Snoring Doctor Visit

So the Snoring Doctor visit is past and the news: She snores and no sleep apnea. Oh and they want $1900 for an appliance that said Doc guarantees will stop the snoring. Wow! That is a chunk of change for a glorified mouthpiece. Will be giving this one some thought. May try the cheaper quit snoring aids first. I want her to stop snoring and the $1900 would be worth it if she really could quit snoring. For $1900 it had better be a snoring cure!

Snoring Ends

Just kidding. If anything it has become worse. Tomorrow the little lady is visiting a clinic that specializes in snoring etc. Don't have any idea what to expect but I am cautiously optimistic that they will at least have some answers to the snoring problem. Best case scenario-she will quit or stop snoring. At the very least maybe they have some some snoring aids that will make nights more bearable. We shall see! There is always hope for us snoring victims.

Stop Snoring!

I am trying a artificial noise maker tonight and it's not working. Listening to the ocean waves, the running stream, the raindrops, and the thunderstorms. Gusee what? It aint making a bit off difference. Masking the snoring doesn't count as a stop snoring aid. Tomorrow I will be ordering showtime. I've watched every show HBO and Cinemax has to offer. I need something else to occupy my time between the snores!

Anyone out there have a snoring cure or any snoring aids? I am one who would gladly welcome any suggestions.

Snore, Snore, Snore Some More

Just finished watching the snoozefest NFL Monday Night Football game between the Cleveland Browns and the Baltimore Ravens (who used to be the Browns). Had to send the wife to the bedroom at halftime because she would not quit snoring. Now I get to here snoring during football games while I'm in the livingroom, car rides while I'm driving, and of course while I'm trying to get to sleep.

During the 2nd half of the snore-fest I became very sleepy and figured this was the night I would get some great sleep in my own bed. Guess where I'm at? You're right, I had to leave the snore dungeon that used to be my room and take up residence with the cat on my new bed called the couch. Tried earplugs to block the snoring sounds, no dice. No way she stops snoring long enough for me to get any kind of sleep in there. Stop snoring, quit snoring, a cure for snoring, not in this house, not at this time. Hope you all have a wonderful evening!

The Snoring Never Stops

It's about 4:40 am and of course there is no sleep for the weary. Should be a fine day of work tomorrow. There seems to be no stopping the snoring and I'm running out of movies to watch. Time to dvr every show ever made. On the bright side I am now able to recite line for line the entire script to "Friday Night Light", which I've now watched at leat 50 times. great movie, think that might be a record?

The only way to stop snoring, a perfect snoring cure,and the best snoring aids available? Headphones for the TV. At least now I can lay in my own bed!

Not Even Asleep

It may seem impossible but my wife can snore when she is not even sleeping. She just spent the past 30 minutes sawing major logs and nothing would stop her. I was wacking her in the arm, shaking her shoulders, nothing stopping the damn snoring. The dachshund grumbles a little and she is totally coherent in a nanosecond. This would be entirely unbelievable except it is happening to me.

I am so sleep deprived from the god awful, hell raising snoring that I cant even schedule and work before noon. I have been trying to do what I can in the middle of the night and can't wait each day for her to go to work, its the only time I can sleep. Snoring sucks, I can hear the snores in the living room for crying out loud. Something doesn't give I am going to move into the garage. Have no choice because she will do absolutely nothing to try to stop or quit snoring. Fat chance of her trying
any snoring aids or snoring cures.

The Flu

I believe the lack of sleep I have been getting because the wife can't stop snoring is directly attributed to the flu that I have had this weekend. Going to be tough to fight this with a lack of sleep. Snoring can really screw up a good thing. Beginning this week we will attempt to stop this menace. I will be purchasing some stop snoring aids, I sure hope they help.

Imagine That

Imagine that.  I'm awake at 3am because guess what?  Snoring, Snoring, Snoring.  I imagine that someday I'll die and get plenty of rest.  Until then you're all stuck with my incoherent sleep deprived rants.

You know my wife tells me to take better care of myself, to go to the doctor, take my blood pressure pills.  Funny thing, I just checked my blood pressure after enduring another night of snoring and 171/127.  Aint no medicine made thats going to keep the pressure down when shewolf is in full snore mode.

Have asked her numerous times to see a doctor to help her stop snoring.  Have asked her to try some of the stop snoring aids.  Have asked her to lose some weight to see if that helps her quit snoring or at least snore less.  She has tried nothing, says it's her allergies or it's the weather or some other lame-ass excuse.

I think I'm going insane!  Should be another productive day at the office!

Eyes Feel Like Lead

Sitting here trying to watch the football games and my eye lids feel like lead weights.  Kids had company over last night so the couch was unavailable to me when the inevitable snoring started.  TV broke so I had no movies to watch why I layed there listning to the lumberjack. Please stop snoring!

Already Snoring?

How can she be snoring at 9:44 pm. I swear it takes less than a minute for the ungodly snoring to start. Going to be a long night, I am sure there will be no sleep for me. Tried to sleep on the couch last night, hello bad back.

A Welcome To All Snoring Victims!

Hello, I hate that you are here. I wish I was asleep dreaming a little dream. I bet you do to. It is unfortunate that I am married to the worst snorer in the history of the world. I love her dearly but good god the snoring is bad. I sure wish that there was an easy fix. I am going to try everything and anything I can find to put an end to this. Sleep is good, no sleep is bad. Trust me, I haven't had a good nights sleep in forever.

If you are here I feel your pain. You must be sleeping next to another lumberjack snoring spouse. Maybe I will find something that will help you also. If nothing else maybe my incoherent sleep deprived ramblings will make you sleepy and you'll get some shut eye. We can always hope right?

Maybe, just maybe I'll come up with a stop snoring cure, some stop snoring remedies, or some stop snoring aids that really work. All we have is stop snoring hope!