Imagine That

Imagine that.  I'm awake at 3am because guess what?  Snoring, Snoring, Snoring.  I imagine that someday I'll die and get plenty of rest.  Until then you're all stuck with my incoherent sleep deprived rants.

You know my wife tells me to take better care of myself, to go to the doctor, take my blood pressure pills.  Funny thing, I just checked my blood pressure after enduring another night of snoring and 171/127.  Aint no medicine made thats going to keep the pressure down when shewolf is in full snore mode.

Have asked her numerous times to see a doctor to help her stop snoring.  Have asked her to try some of the stop snoring aids.  Have asked her to lose some weight to see if that helps her quit snoring or at least snore less.  She has tried nothing, says it's her allergies or it's the weather or some other lame-ass excuse.

I think I'm going insane!  Should be another productive day at the office!