The Snoring Never Stops

It's about 4:40 am and of course there is no sleep for the weary. Should be a fine day of work tomorrow. There seems to be no stopping the snoring and I'm running out of movies to watch. Time to dvr every show ever made. On the bright side I am now able to recite line for line the entire script to "Friday Night Light", which I've now watched at leat 50 times. great movie, think that might be a record?

The only way to stop snoring, a perfect snoring cure,and the best snoring aids available? Headphones for the TV. At least now I can lay in my own bed!

Not Even Asleep

It may seem impossible but my wife can snore when she is not even sleeping. She just spent the past 30 minutes sawing major logs and nothing would stop her. I was wacking her in the arm, shaking her shoulders, nothing stopping the damn snoring. The dachshund grumbles a little and she is totally coherent in a nanosecond. This would be entirely unbelievable except it is happening to me.

I am so sleep deprived from the god awful, hell raising snoring that I cant even schedule and work before noon. I have been trying to do what I can in the middle of the night and can't wait each day for her to go to work, its the only time I can sleep. Snoring sucks, I can hear the snores in the living room for crying out loud. Something doesn't give I am going to move into the garage. Have no choice because she will do absolutely nothing to try to stop or quit snoring. Fat chance of her trying
any snoring aids or snoring cures.

The Flu

I believe the lack of sleep I have been getting because the wife can't stop snoring is directly attributed to the flu that I have had this weekend. Going to be tough to fight this with a lack of sleep. Snoring can really screw up a good thing. Beginning this week we will attempt to stop this menace. I will be purchasing some stop snoring aids, I sure hope they help.

Imagine That

Imagine that.  I'm awake at 3am because guess what?  Snoring, Snoring, Snoring.  I imagine that someday I'll die and get plenty of rest.  Until then you're all stuck with my incoherent sleep deprived rants.

You know my wife tells me to take better care of myself, to go to the doctor, take my blood pressure pills.  Funny thing, I just checked my blood pressure after enduring another night of snoring and 171/127.  Aint no medicine made thats going to keep the pressure down when shewolf is in full snore mode.

Have asked her numerous times to see a doctor to help her stop snoring.  Have asked her to try some of the stop snoring aids.  Have asked her to lose some weight to see if that helps her quit snoring or at least snore less.  She has tried nothing, says it's her allergies or it's the weather or some other lame-ass excuse.

I think I'm going insane!  Should be another productive day at the office!

Eyes Feel Like Lead

Sitting here trying to watch the football games and my eye lids feel like lead weights.  Kids had company over last night so the couch was unavailable to me when the inevitable snoring started.  TV broke so I had no movies to watch why I layed there listning to the lumberjack. Please stop snoring!