Stop Snoring!

I am trying a artificial noise maker tonight and it's not working. Listening to the ocean waves, the running stream, the raindrops, and the thunderstorms. Gusee what? It aint making a bit off difference. Masking the snoring doesn't count as a stop snoring aid. Tomorrow I will be ordering showtime. I've watched every show HBO and Cinemax has to offer. I need something else to occupy my time between the snores!

Anyone out there have a snoring cure or any snoring aids? I am one who would gladly welcome any suggestions.

Snore, Snore, Snore Some More

Just finished watching the snoozefest NFL Monday Night Football game between the Cleveland Browns and the Baltimore Ravens (who used to be the Browns). Had to send the wife to the bedroom at halftime because she would not quit snoring. Now I get to here snoring during football games while I'm in the livingroom, car rides while I'm driving, and of course while I'm trying to get to sleep.

During the 2nd half of the snore-fest I became very sleepy and figured this was the night I would get some great sleep in my own bed. Guess where I'm at? You're right, I had to leave the snore dungeon that used to be my room and take up residence with the cat on my new bed called the couch. Tried earplugs to block the snoring sounds, no dice. No way she stops snoring long enough for me to get any kind of sleep in there. Stop snoring, quit snoring, a cure for snoring, not in this house, not at this time. Hope you all have a wonderful evening!