Stop Snoring!

I am trying a artificial noise maker tonight and it's not working. Listening to the ocean waves, the running stream, the raindrops, and the thunderstorms. Gusee what? It aint making a bit off difference. Masking the snoring doesn't count as a stop snoring aid. Tomorrow I will be ordering showtime. I've watched every show HBO and Cinemax has to offer. I need something else to occupy my time between the snores!

Anyone out there have a snoring cure or any snoring aids? I am one who would gladly welcome any suggestions.