Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Already Snoring?

How can she be snoring at 9:44 pm. I swear it takes less than a minute for the ungodly snoring to start. Going to be a long night, I am sure there will be no sleep for me. Tried to sleep on the couch last night, hello bad back.

A Welcome To All Snoring Victims!

Hello, I hate that you are here. I wish I was asleep dreaming a little dream. I bet you do to. It is unfortunate that I am married to the worst snorer in the history of the world. I love her dearly but good god the snoring is bad. I sure wish that there was an easy fix. I am going to try everything and anything I can find to put an end to this. Sleep is good, no sleep is bad. Trust me, I haven't had a good nights sleep in forever.

If you are here I feel your pain. You must be sleeping next to another lumberjack snoring spouse. Maybe I will find something that will help you also. If nothing else maybe my incoherent sleep deprived ramblings will make you sleepy and you'll get some shut eye. We can always hope right?

Maybe, just maybe I'll come up with a stop snoring cure, some stop snoring remedies, or some stop snoring aids that really work. All we have is stop snoring hope!